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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

0 Beyond the Zoo

My Response to Lourd de Veyra's A Night at the Comedy Bar
'A Night at the Comedy Bar' (from spot.ph)
Comedy bars. Ganito lang 'yan: kapag diabetic ka, 'wag kang kakain ng sobrang kanin o matatamis; kapag ayaw mong magka-lung cancer, 'wag kang maninigarilyo; kapag bakla ka, 'wag kang titikim ng babae. Comedy bars. Parang war lang 'yan: 'wag mong susuungin kung alam mong hindi ka handa sa laban, or else, uuwi kang bitter. That's all.

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By the way...

I think my tenuous understanding of sarcasm will kill me someday:
"Ralph, gaano ka kadalas mag-post ng status update sa Facebook? Pero witty ka naman kaya okay na na na-f-flood ang News Feed ko." — Tito Alex

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